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17

Aug

(Source: toyota)

Amen to that!

Amen to that!

thechurchofharry:

you know you’ve mastered the art of reading smut while being surrounded by people when your face is just 

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Yes.

*In 20 years*
Daughter:
Hey mum, I like this band -
Me:
Oh shit. I'm sorry.
Daughter:
Wha-
Me:
I'll call your friends, tell them you said goodbye.
Daughter:
Mum I don't know what you-
Me:
It's ok. I'll call the school too, let them know your grades will drop.
Daughter:
Why-
Me:
Do you need a new iPod?
Daughter:
No, actually-
Me:
The only thing you'll have room for is them.
Daughter:
Mum I don't understa-
Me:
Do you need help with your blog?
Daughter:
I don't have a-
Me:
You will.
Daughter:
Mum calm down, what are you-
Me:
There's no going back now.

16

Aug

My little sister just called Brandon Lee “the Dude from The Crow”

My little sister just called Brandon Lee “the Dude from The Crow”

heterophilia:

Thinking youre attractive but having a lot of insecurities is like having a crush on yourself but not knowing if you like yourself back.

I couldn’t have said it better myself

swaggiful:

How to be cool in third grade


Yassss

swaggiful:

How to be cool in third grade

Yassss

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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13

Aug